THE MACHINE WANTS YOU!

Become a soldier in UNIT 5000 and help keep the machine running and delivering floor stomping sounds to your earholes. Each soldier gains access to bonus mixes only accessible through being a Patron. The more grease for the machine, the more benevolent the machine will become and offer up bigger and better rewards to its soldiers. So please consider contributing to the machine and keep the dance alive.

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